Friday, July 08, 2005

Announcing: The Affiliate Manager List

Are you having problems getting paid by your advertisers?

Is response time on approvals slow or non-existant?

Have advertisers been infringing on your intellectual property?

If you've been in the affliate marketing industry for more than a year, chances are good that the answer to at least one of the above questions will be a resounding YES.

That's why, in keeping with the spirit of Mr. GetAClueTrain's The Affiliate List, we are announcing the inception of The Affiliate Manager List.

In it you will find such valuable information as:

  • Affiliate managers' home addresses and personal phone numbers
  • Their income bracket
  • Links to their personal and family homepages
  • and, since we all want to know just who we are doing business with, we are including, as a special bonus RSS feed, the personal email addresses, home address and phone numbers of all corporate officers.
That's right! You too will be able to phone affiliate managers, marketing VPs and even corporate CFOs in the comfort of their own homes, during all hours of the day and night, to ask:

"Where the hell is my check?"

"Why didn't my test purchase track?"

"What is my content doing on your website?"

"When are you going to approve my application?"

and the ever nagging

"Why did you drop me from your program????"

Act now, as quantities have been intentionally limited so that we can run out quickly and double the price on the next batch.

Publisher's note: in an attempt to generate buzz, er, interest in our product, we will be initiating a pre-emptive flame war against a major industry "news" source. Stay tuned .... and break out your copies of Chairman Mao's Little Red Book ....


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