Saturday, July 09, 2005

A Message from our Publisher

The recent release of The Affiliate Manager List has been a stunning success. However, it has come to our attention that certain parties are violating our contract by actually talking about it. This is expressly forbidden in our Terms.

Therefore we would like to remind our customers - and the public at large - that while the information contained in the list is public record, once you have purchased a copy of The Affiliate Manager List, that information becomes contractually confidential. This includes, but is not limited to, divulging the name of the list, number of pages, where the list can be purchased, and the acknowledgement to parties other than yourself that the list does in fact exist.

You are bound by this contract whether you have purchased The Affiliate Manager List or not. Someone bought it; that makes you just as guilty.

In short, you are verboten from talking about the list. Anyone found in violation will have their tongue cut out and buried in the sea at high tide.

Thank you for your loyal patronage, and enjoy your day.


Post a Comment

<< Home